Poor feedback from readers
I’ve run this web site for a number of years now, and I get email feedback from readers every now and then. While some of it is average and a little bit is interesting, it’s roughly the other half of the feedback that shocks me: They are absolutely horrible in writing and idea quality, and they sometimes demand an unnecessary favor from me.
Please don’t send me feedback that looks like the following examples! Read these messages and judge for yourself:
Examples
- 2012-10-20, from BEJN
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My response: I never thought I’d get a Nigerian scam at this email address. The telephone number has Togo’s area code, which is a country beside Nigeria.
- 2012-05-28, from SS
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Subject line: Project Euler HELP
Hello Nayuki ,
I have taken help from your site " http://nayuki.eigenstate.org/page/project-euler-solutions " while solving project euler problems
I have solved 50 questions from project euler and found that not every question contain pdf for further reading(accessed after solving the question)
it seems you have solved many questions in project euler.
it would be very nice if you help me by giving me the list of question which contain pdf after solving....because i think that the question that contain pdf are actually important and i want to do all those......
ThanksMy response: Note to self: If the message contains the word “help”, then it’s likely to be a bad one.
- 2012-05-18, from DM
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Subject line: Urgently Need a Calculator
How much $ does it cost for me to get one i need a Casio Calculator Fx 991 ms
Thanks--
DDD > D3My response: Seriously? WTF?!
- 2012-04-18, from JA
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i found your site, and i was wondering if it is possible to store the letters. i know how to store numbers in letters, but i want to know if u can store letters/formulas in a letter... if u know what i mean...
lets say (a-b)^2 = (a-b)(a-b)
or if thats not possible, maybe just (a-b)(a-b) or anything like that stored into letter A ??thank you
My response: No, I don’t know what you mean, and I don’t follow what your newfangled interpretation of math is.
- 2012-04-13, from FAM
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Subject line: Question on Automatic Caesar cipher breaker ?
Hello my friend,
I'm looking for your Automatic Caesar cipher breaker. It's very useful tutorial to be honest with you but I don't understand very much the idea how to break the cipher text ?
What I understand is : 1. I need to calculate the number of times for each letter
2. then I need to compare with letter frequency on english language
3. after that ... What I need to do ? and how can I get the key ?My response: I find it very presumptuous that you call me your friend on first contact. Also, I have explicitly stated on my about page that I do not give basic tutorials on math or programming.
- 2012-04-12, from PS
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Subject line: HELP
yo wheres the answers for the 2008 dwite competition
i have been trying this one problem for at least two three days now and haven't been able to solve it
its the tetris one
http://dwite.ca/questions/moving_stuff_in_boxes.html
the link to the question^^
can you solve it?
please reply asap
thanks a lot you rock
:)
Pif you have extra time, can you solve this too?
http://dwite.ca/questions/landscape_ii.htmlMy response: yo plz send money asap thanks a lot you rock :)
- 2012-03-17, from API
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Subject line: please support me in casio calculators.
is it possible to perform integral(sin x) or some othet integration problems in CASIO fx-991MS calculator? Is so please help me by replaying. what ever be the possibility inform me.
My response: RTFM. I seriously need to set up a mandatory donation system.
- 2011-11-08, from AF
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Subject line: Fwd: CONV KEY
THE USE OF CONV KEY ON CASIO 991
Hello,pls how i'm going to use the CONVERSION KEY on my casio scientific calculator model fx991MS.thanks
My response: RTFM. Seriously. User’s Guide 2, pages E-22 and E-23.
- 2011-10-14, from RD
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Subject line: (blank)
Hello,
I have recently visited your site to view how others had solved the "Dwite Computing Competition" problems. As i am a beginner at Java, i was unable to understand how you had solved the problems, although, i am very much interested in finding out. If it is not too much of a bother, i would greatly appreciate if you could send me things such as tutorials which you find would help me to learn Java. I am not completely new at coding, and i know the basics but i haven't gotten the logic and many of the functions of Java yet.
Thank you,
RDMy response: Have you first searched on Google and searched in bookstores? Or are asking me to be your personal tutor?
- 2011-08-17, from VS
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Subject line: about fx-991MS calculator
Respected sir,
myself V. sir today i purchase a new scientific calculator- : fx-991MS.
sir, in this calculator i am not able to solve combination & permutation.
eg. 6C3, or 4P2 like that.
that means in calcy i am not getting how to solve.
Before this calcy i have CASIO fx-100W calcy.
In this calcy there was a seperate button for this .I mean i can easily find the answer.
But in new calcy i have problem.
Sir can you help me?
Please reply me what step i follow for this. and also guide what another setting i have to do i calcy (for decimal point adjusment etc.)
I'm Waiting for your reply.THANX & REGARDS
VMy response: Respected sir, I’m sick and tired of listening to rambling telemarketers from India.
- 2010-06-25, from JP
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Subject line: (blank)
hello from greece... im student at a greek university... Could you please send me a txt file with the code of brute force on caesar's cipher??? i would be very usefull for me....
thank you in advance , JP
My response: Could you send me an envelope with the money, minimum 20 USD? It would be very useful for me. After that, we’ll talk.
- 2010-06-11, from AP
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Subject line: commenting my program
hi, can you try my cryptographic program at http://t-ut.com
ok, thanks, please report what the negative and the positive. sorry for my bad english but i am sure you understand it
My response: You’re asking for my advice on your problems. I need upfront payment for that, thank you.
- 2010-05-23, from EON
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Subject line: fx 991ms caculators
i need about 4000 pieces of fx 991 casio caculators and want to place an order as early as possible so i want to know the price and the details of the process involve and i will like to know if you have a company at china.
My response: Do I look even remotely like a merchant to you?
- 2008-07-05, from CR
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Subject line: expain about operation 5%2=1
hello sir
can u please explain about this how to get this modulus function in 991 MS please it will so greateful to u .
waiting for ur answer
My response: Your poor spelling shows a lack of respect for my time. I must conclude that you don’t deserve any attention from me.
Notes
The quoted messages are largely unmodified. Only these modifications were made:
- The name of the person was abbreviated (e.g. John Smith into JS), to protect their dignity or what remains thereof.
- Some hard line breaks were removed for better readability.
Other than that, nothing else was changed. In particular, the spelling, grammar, punctuation, and spacing are exactly the way the person wrote them.
I noticed that being addressed as “sir” is strongly correlated with the sender being from India. I conjecture that it might be taught as a respectful form of addressing someone, but I personally find it to be very cold and distancing. That being said, I am not inviting you to feign familiarity with me either.
